Cartoon: BN government, the NEP, and the Chinese....

It is GE2008 time.
Pak Lah thanked the Chinese community for their contribution for creating jobs and opportunities, and also played a crucial part of the Malaysian economic growth.

Let's take a minute to recall Pak Lah's stand on the New Economic Policy (NEP) and the controversial ASLI-CPPS report titled: Corporate Equity Distribution: Past Trends and Future Policy here.

Related sites:
Jeff Ooi

CPPS.org.my

NEP on wikipedia

Malaysiakini

The lopsided scale........

"Boss, I think our scale looks obviously lopsided, lah....."

Simply telling the truth...

On 12 February 2008, PM confirmed that parliament will not be dissolved on 13 February 2008. Refer here and here.
On 13 February 2008, PM dissolved the parliament. Refer here.

"No, i did not tell a lie..... honest.....
and Gong Hee Fatt Choi!!"

Ain't enough to cover the naked truth

I contributed this piece to a friend's blog February 2007 when our BN government OSA-ed the toll concession agreement, arrested 4 individuals under the OSA, and blacked-out the abusive behavior of law enforcement officers towards peaceful demonstrators.
A commentator at his site wished that this cartoon and incident to be remembered till the next General Election.
the next GE is here NOW.

I hope this will serve as a reminder that someone who had the power to make a change remained his elegant silence and let the joker in the below cartoon claim that all is OK, allowed the law enforcers to beat the living daylights out of the peaceful demonstrators, and allowed the media to totally conceal what happened.

I find myself an unforgiving person when it comes to national interest. Yes, I feel damn patriotic and therefore I can't find myself to forgive those who turned a blind eye.

Cartoon: The Menstrual Duo

The Parliament Jester Duo , again, found themselves in unprecedented overnight negative stardom by ridiculing the menstrual cycle of an opposition party lady MP.

Rumor has it that this, however, has brought on an unexpected spotlight onto themselves as sanitary product manufactures expressed an unparalleled interest in the Duo being featured in their TV commercial as the ambassadors of their products.

Reason being,

"YOU SEE THEM, YOU CAN'T HELP BUT THINK OF THE MONTHLY CYCLE....... "

Dear Datos', in case you are reading this, and if you do not enjoy this new found fame you so eagerly brought to yourselves by disrespecting a woman's monthly cycle, well, simply take the Deputy Prime Minister's advise ... This is not supposed to be taken seriously and there will be certain parties out to make a big deal of the issue.

Cartoon: It wasn't me.....

In the recent events of collapsing roofs, bursting pipes, cracking pillars of elevated highways, government buildings falling apart, etc.... and the entire list of defects and failures funded with taxpayer's money................................

Cartoon: Press freedom

"Press freedom? we certainly have lotsa that goin' on.....

What else do you think we have been pressing all this while?"

Cartoon: The Yoga Masters

"..... wait till you see me do it with both feet......."

Many have cited, but few have actually sighted.
Practiced by many, but only mastered by a handful.

Some call it "Foot In Mouth disease". I solemnly disagree.

It is essentially an extremely difficult form of yoga practiced by the amazingly amusing entertainers we have voted into power.

Please ensure that we keep these remarkable goons... I mean..... entertainers in the corridors of power.

Register as a voter today, and you determine their fates.

Trust me, I'm not lying............

Cartoon: Another enters the Jester's Hall of Fame

Congratulations.
After his recent press statement, he has successfully entered himself to the Jester's Hall of Fame.
Jasin must be so proud of him.

"I've finally made it......."

Cartoon: Big Small Eyes

大细超 reads Dai Sai Chiu in Cantonese, translates to Big Small Eyes in English.
definition:
a. A preference or an inclination, especially one that inhibits impartial judgment.
b. An unfair act or policy stemming from prejudice.

synonyms:
bias, prejudice, unfair, partiality, injustice, inequality

By the way, according to an airlines corporate website, the Non-Executive Chairman is married with three children.

However, this former chief air stewardess of the very same airlines was terminated because she did exactly the same thing. She has three children.

大细 超. Understand?

Read here, here, here, here and here.

Cartoon: Where do snoopers go now?

Since PM says NO to forming snoop squads, the disappointed Mat Skodeng are now considering a parallel career move......

"I heard they teach lock-picking on chastity belts in the second year...."

Cartoon: Where is the money?!

"I dunno dear. I thought the CHOI SUN (God of Prosperity) was supposed to bring us REAL money. What could we possibly do with a musical box that goes "KA-CHING" a trillion times?"

Cartoon: A to Zzzzzzzz

Cartoon: Lopsided

Cartoon: Work with me

and he once said, "Work with me......"

Cartoon: Cops to prosecute borrowers instead of ah long

The Malaysian police proposed to amend the Money Lending Act 1951 to prosecute the borrowers (read: victims) who borrow money from illegal, unlicensed money lenders (ah long).

".......*sigh*.........see? told ya that they'd still find out where I stay........."

Related Links:
The Star online: Cops want to prosecute Ah Long’s victims
5Xmom - Humour, Life, Lies, No Sex: Is smacking the loan sharks and borrowers the answer?
monster blog : Double whammy for Ah Long clients

Cartoon: OSA II - You have been OSA-ed!!!

Related Links:
Lim Kit Siang
Present Point Power
Philosophy Politics Economics: Something to Hide

Cartoon: OSA I - Not transparent?

Husband : "I don't know, dear..... I think there's something very unusual about these Malaysian-made glass windows. They don't seem to be transparent at all....."

Wife : "That can't be, honey. The store claimed that OSA is THE Malaysian premier brand, and they are fixed in all government agencies throughout their country....."

Cartoon: NASTY picks on BLOGGY

NASTY picks on BLOGGY.
Wait.... the pen ain't workin' on them.
How? Simple.........................
They've got tones of money.