Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Cartoon: The Yoga Masters

"..... wait till you see me do it with both feet......."

Many have cited, but few have actually sighted.
Practiced by many, but only mastered by a handful.

Some call it "Foot In Mouth disease". I solemnly disagree.

It is essentially an extremely difficult form of yoga practiced by the amazingly amusing entertainers we have voted into power.

Please ensure that we keep these remarkable goons... I mean..... entertainers in the corridors of power.

Register as a voter today, and you determine their fates.

Trust me, I'm not lying............

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Cartoon: Another enters the Jester's Hall of Fame

After his recent press statement, he has successfully entered himself to the Jester's Hall of Fame.
Jasin must be so proud of him.
"I've finally made it......."

Tuesday, March 6, 2007

Cartoon: Big Small Eyes

大细超 reads Dai Sai Chiu in Cantonese, translates to Big Small Eyes in English.
a. A preference or an inclination, especially one that inhibits impartial judgment.
b. An unfair act or policy stemming from prejudice.

bias, prejudice, unfair, partiality, injustice, inequality

By the way, according to an airlines corporate website, the Non-Executive Chairman is married with three children.

However, this former chief air stewardess of the very same airlines was terminated because she did exactly the same thing. She has three children.

. Understand?

Read here, here, here, here and here.

Thursday, March 1, 2007

Cartoon: BULL...SHIT

KLCI soared a 13-year high 1278.22 on Wednesday 21/02/2007.

Then, it was heard that the Kuala Lumpur Composite Index might breach the 1,350 mark - the highest in Malaysia’s history.

That was a week ago.
A week later.....

Cartoon: Where do snoopers go now?

Since PM says NO to forming snoop squads, the disappointed Mat Skodeng are now considering a parallel career move......
"I heard they teach lock-picking on chastity belts in the second year...."