Sleeping with style........

When I saw this post on RPK's site, I couldn't stop giggling.

One particular picture comes to mind.......

Perhaps he can pick up a few tips from Captain Jack Sparrow? Whuahahahaha~~~ ;-P

Now, reality kicks in after the charade. How sad for our country that just celebrated its 50th Birthday .... *weep* :`(

Cartoon: The Menstrual Duo

The Parliament Jester Duo , again, found themselves in unprecedented overnight negative stardom by ridiculing the menstrual cycle of an opposition party lady MP.

Rumor has it that this, however, has brought on an unexpected spotlight onto themselves as sanitary product manufactures expressed an unparalleled interest in the Duo being featured in their TV commercial as the ambassadors of their products.

Reason being,

"YOU SEE THEM, YOU CAN'T HELP BUT THINK OF THE MONTHLY CYCLE....... "

Dear Datos', in case you are reading this, and if you do not enjoy this new found fame you so eagerly brought to yourselves by disrespecting a woman's monthly cycle, well, simply take the Deputy Prime Minister's advise ... This is not supposed to be taken seriously and there will be certain parties out to make a big deal of the issue.

Maybank says MUST HAVE.........

I don't usually do wordy blogs.

According to the Star dated 10 May, 2007, the Cabinet has ordered Maybank to withdraw their letter which states that panel law firms must have a bumiputra partner with at least a 50% stake before they could do any business with the bank.

Take away the specific words requiring 50% stake, and apply it on other panel partners/vendors/business associates that received the directives such as the letter issued to Panel Valuers below, would that be acceptable, then?



According to Bar Council chairman Ambiga Sreenevasan, “The level of equity is irrelevant. It’s still discrimination. No company has the right to stipulate the racial composition of firms that it will give work to; this is certainly no way to deal with professionals.”

What say you?

Update 12/05/2007: It was sighted on The Star that AmBank Group has withdrawn and apologized on the letter sent to panel lawyers, and Chinapress reported that the above letter sent to Panel Valuers by Maybank has also been withdrawn.

Cartoon: It wasn't me.....

In the recent events of collapsing roofs, bursting pipes, cracking pillars of elevated highways, government buildings falling apart, etc.... and the entire list of defects and failures funded with taxpayer's money................................

Cartoon: Press freedom

"Press freedom? we certainly have lotsa that goin' on.....

What else do you think we have been pressing all this while?"

Cartoon: The Yoga Masters

"..... wait till you see me do it with both feet......."

Many have cited, but few have actually sighted.
Practiced by many, but only mastered by a handful.

Some call it "Foot In Mouth disease". I solemnly disagree.

It is essentially an extremely difficult form of yoga practiced by the amazingly amusing entertainers we have voted into power.

Please ensure that we keep these remarkable goons... I mean..... entertainers in the corridors of power.

Register as a voter today, and you determine their fates.

Trust me, I'm not lying............

Cartoon: Another enters the Jester's Hall of Fame

Congratulations.
After his recent press statement, he has successfully entered himself to the Jester's Hall of Fame.
Jasin must be so proud of him.

"I've finally made it......."

Cartoon: Big Small Eyes

大细超 reads Dai Sai Chiu in Cantonese, translates to Big Small Eyes in English.
definition:
a. A preference or an inclination, especially one that inhibits impartial judgment.
b. An unfair act or policy stemming from prejudice.

synonyms:
bias, prejudice, unfair, partiality, injustice, inequality

By the way, according to an airlines corporate website, the Non-Executive Chairman is married with three children.

However, this former chief air stewardess of the very same airlines was terminated because she did exactly the same thing. She has three children.

大细 超. Understand?

Read here, here, here, here and here.

Cartoon: BULL...SHIT

KLCI soared a 13-year high 1278.22 on Wednesday 21/02/2007.

Then, it was heard that the Kuala Lumpur Composite Index might breach the 1,350 mark - the highest in Malaysia’s history.

That was a week ago.
A week later.....

Cartoon: Where do snoopers go now?

Since PM says NO to forming snoop squads, the disappointed Mat Skodeng are now considering a parallel career move......

"I heard they teach lock-picking on chastity belts in the second year...."

Cartoon: Where is the money?!

"I dunno dear. I thought the CHOI SUN (God of Prosperity) was supposed to bring us REAL money. What could we possibly do with a musical box that goes "KA-CHING" a trillion times?"

Bloggers Unite: Happy Chinese New Year 2007

Bloggers Unite CNY Banner courtesy of Sheih aka KickdeFella

Please take this as a reminder that we have 2 bloggers facing dafamation lawsuits whom will have their respective court mention to have the suits struck out right after Chinese New Year.

Rocky Bru’s application will be up for mention in chambers on February 22. Jeff Ooi will have his mentioned on March 6.

Do not let the flame die out while we are having a great time with our loved ones during this festive season.

Anyways, I would like to wish all readers, commentors, critics or whatsoever you call yourself irregardless of race or colour, Happy Chinese New Year 2007. God bless.

Cartoon: A to Zzzzzzzz

Cartoon: Lopsided

Cartoon: Work with me

and he once said, "Work with me......"

Cartoon: Cops to prosecute borrowers instead of ah long

The Malaysian police proposed to amend the Money Lending Act 1951 to prosecute the borrowers (read: victims) who borrow money from illegal, unlicensed money lenders (ah long).

".......*sigh*.........see? told ya that they'd still find out where I stay........."

Related Links:
The Star online: Cops want to prosecute Ah Long’s victims
5Xmom - Humour, Life, Lies, No Sex: Is smacking the loan sharks and borrowers the answer?
monster blog : Double whammy for Ah Long clients

Cartoon: OSA II - You have been OSA-ed!!!

Related Links:
Lim Kit Siang
Present Point Power
Philosophy Politics Economics: Something to Hide

Cartoon: OSA I - Not transparent?

Husband : "I don't know, dear..... I think there's something very unusual about these Malaysian-made glass windows. They don't seem to be transparent at all....."

Wife : "That can't be, honey. The store claimed that OSA is THE Malaysian premier brand, and they are fixed in all government agencies throughout their country....."

Bumper sticker - "Don't steal, the government hates competition", anyone?

With toll hike, petrol hike, water tariff hike, and our recent announcement from the Inland Revenue Board (IRB)'s that travel and parking allowance and other company benefits are to be seen as part of our gross income from employment, and therefore taxable (click here The Star Online), I can't help but feel that the authorities are trying every possible petty attempt to make life difficult for common citizens like myself.

I am saddened with my inability to "change my life style" as per advise by someone rather significant in the country. I can't help but to think of silent ways to protest.

Anyone knows where I can get this bumper sticker in Malaysia?

Cartoon: NASTY picks on BLOGGY

NASTY picks on BLOGGY.
Wait.... the pen ain't workin' on them.
How? Simple.........................
They've got tones of money.